"C'mon babe! I didn't know! Hell, Gemma didn't until Maureen told her and Jesus I don't wanna know how that conversation went."

He shoved her lightly, giving her a push like when they were teenagers, shaking his head. It was hard not to smile, both because of how hard Tara was laughing and because he had to act like it was funny or he'd be forever appalled at the moment for ever happening.

"I'm off redheads for life."